My Drunken Starcom Fixed _verified_

They called her "The Leaning Tower of Plasma." When I first bolted this hull together, the thruster alignment was so off-center that a simple "forward" command resulted in a clockwise spiral that made the bridge crew sick before we even cleared the station docking bay. We weren't exploring the galaxy; we were aggressively spinning toward the nearest moon. But today, the "drunken" days are over.

Check the fuse holder and battery connections. A loose ground wire can cause the unit to power-cycle rapidly, leading to distorted sound that mimics a malfunction. Maintenance Tips to Prevent Future Issues my drunken starcom fixed

Plugged it in.